QUIZ , TAIWAN ! SHUAIGES .

Before i start, i shall do a quiz first .-o-
FROM ENXIAN'S BLOG (:
this looks fun .(:

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Dear (the last person who text messaged you). I don't really know how to tell you this, but (1). I think I realized it (2) (3) and I saw you (4) (5). I'm sure you're (6) enough to understand (7). I'm returning (8) to you, but I'll keep (9) as a memory. You should also know that I (10) (11).(12),Your name

Your letter:
Dear XuanLin,
I don't really know how to tell you this, but I dislike you (so, totally, not, true). I think I realized it first of may in your camping car (uhhuh. ) and I saw you pull the clothes off my father into my father (lmaos. ). I'm sure you're middle-class enough to understand how awful i've felt (-o-). I'm returning the pictures from LA (pituresc. ) to you, but I'll keep the Your collection of butterflies (wth . -o-) as a memory. You should also know that Oprah Winfrey imitations.(whats this ?)
Go and drown yourself(lol.)
,Yanning .

1.What's the color of your shirt?
Blue - Our romance is over
Red - Our affair is over
White - I'll join the monastery
Black - I dislike you
Green - Our horoscope doesn't match
Grey - You're a pervert
Yellow - I'm selling myself
Pink - Your nostrils are insulting
Brown - The mafia wants you
No shirt - You're a loser
Other - I'm in love with your sister

2. Which is your birth month?
January - That night
February - Last year
March - When your dwarf bit me
April - When I tripped on sesame seeds
May - First of May
June - When you put cuffs on me
July - When I threw up
August - When I saw the shrunken head
September - When we skinny dipped
October - When I quoted Santa
November - When your dog ran amok
December - When I changed tennis shoes

3. Which food do you prefer?
Tacos - In your apartment
Pizza - In your camping car
Pasta - Outside of Chicago
Hamburgers - Under the bus
Salad - As you ate enchiladas
Chicken - In your closet
Kabob - With Paris Hilton
Fish - In women's clothing
Sandwiches - At the Hare Krishna graduation
Lasagna - At the mental hospital
Hot dog - Under a state of trance
None of the above - With George Bush and his wife

4. What's the color of your socks?
Yellow - Hit on
Red - Insult
Black - Ignore
Blue - Knock out
Purple - Pour syrup on
White - Carve your initials into
Grey - Sit on
Brown - Put leeches on
Orange - Castrate
Pink - Pull the toupee off
Barefoot - Pull the clothes off
Other - Drive out

5. What's the color of your underwear?
Black - My best friend
Pink - My father
Grey - Bill Clinton
Brown - My fart balloon
Purple - My mustard soufflé
Red - Donald Duck
Blue - My avocado plant
Yellow - My penpal in Ghana
Orange - My Kid Rock-collection
White - Manchester United's goalkeeper
None - My John F. Kennedy statue
Other - The crazy monk

6. What do you prefer to watch on TV?
Scrubs - Man
O.C. - Emotional
One Tree Hill - Open
Heroes - Frostbitten
Lost - HighHouse - Scarred
Simpsons - Cowardly
The news - Mongolic
Idol - Masochistic
Family Guy - Senile
Top Model - Middle-class
None of the above - Ashamed

7. Your mood right now?
Happy - How awful i've felt
Sad - How boring you are
Angry - That your pimples are at the last stage
Bored - That Santa doesn't exist
Depressed - That we're cousins
Excited - That there is no solution to this.
Nervous - The middle-east
Worried - That your Honda sucks
Apathetic - That I did a sex-change
Ashamed - That I'm allergic to your hamster
Cuddly - That I get turned on by garbage men
Overjoyous - That I'm open
Other - That Extreme Home Makeover sucks

8. What's the color of your walls in your bedroom?
White - Your ring
Yellow - Your love letters
Red - Your Darth Vader-poster
Black - Your tame stone
Blue - The couch cushions
Green - The pictures from LA
Orange - Your false teeth
Brown - Your contact book
Grey - Our matching snoopy-bibs
Purple - Your old lottery coupons
Pink - The cut toenails
Other - Your memories from the military service

9. The first letter of your first name?
A/B - Your photo
C/D - The oil stocks
E/F - Your neighbour Martin
G/H - My virginity
I/J - Your mom
K/L - Your left ear
M/N - Your suicide note
O/P - My common sense
Q/R - The results of your blood sample
S/T - Your collection of butterflies
U/V - Your criminal record
W/X - David's tricot outfits
Y/Z - Your grades from college

10. The last letter in your last name?
A/B - Always will remember
C/D - Never will forget
E/F - Always wanted to break
G/H - Never openly mocked
I/J - Always have felt dirty before
K/L - Will tell the authorities about
M/N - Told in my confession today about
O/P - Was interviewed by the Times about
Q/R - Told my psychiatrist about
S/T - Get sick when I think of
U/V - Always will try to forget
W/X - Am better off without
Y/Z - Never liked

11. What do you prefer to drink?
Water- Our friendship
Beer - Senility
Soft drink - A new life as a clone
Soda - The incarnation as an eskimo
Milk - The apartment building
Wine - Cocaine abuse
Cider - A passionate interest for mice
Juice - Oprah Winfrey imitations
Mineral water - Embarrassing rash
Hot chocolate - Eggplant-fetishism
Whisky - To ruin the second world war
Other - To hate the Boston Celtics

12. To which country would you prefer to go on a vacation?
Thailand - Warm regards
USA - Greetings to your frog Leonard
England - Good luck on your short-term leave from jail
Spain - Go and drown yourself
China - Disgusting regards
Germany - With ease
Japan - Go burn
Greece - Your everlasting enemy
Australia - Best regards
Egypt - Fk off now
France - In pain

Funny aint it ?
ok.
im back from taiwan.
and im super sorry that i didnt reply smses.
cos, the connection there not very good.
(:
and i made a new friend called,
XuanLin(:
SHE'S SUPER CUTE.
same age.
in nanhua ,(:
and i soo hope daryl wouldnt see this .
*Daryl , close your eyes, quick!
haha,
anw,
get back to the point .
that trip got alot of young ppl .
me like!
haha.
urmm,
cos, olevels over le mah .
so, ahben brought his friends.
all guys, two girls.
total got nine.
then got one more, is one of his friend de younger brother.
14 years old.
i thought he 17yrs old liao .
not bad looking heh.
(:
ok, la.
they very cute .
HAHA.
they say they want to buy all the maggi to try.
then see which one nice bring back home.
HAHA.
then the trip got one day is go themepark .
then we go with them lo .
they damn da dan lo .
-o-
but, i also very da dan k .
anyone next time want got malaysia de theme park ,
can call me go (:
funnn .
we went to ride the dontknowwhat.
is like got one stick then we sit.
around. then it will go up then come down damn fast.
scary, but fun .
hhahaa.
i wanted to scream, but reach the ground alr.
lmaos.
funny.
then me and xuanlin wanted to play the wet thingy .
but will get wet (obvious) so didnt went .
we went to the indoor roller coaster instead.
then there's a dinosaur thing.
totally waste of time .
-o-
then viking,
then the inverter thingy.
then , my idiot brother want to go to the royal train ride or sth
then will past by ghosts .
-o-
so we pei him lo .
er, 14 ppl , pei ta leh .
then we reach the place.
we thought is run be mechanical stuff what.
who knows is a lao ah peh .
-o-
he drive leh .
sianz.
drive very slow.
then we all wanted to jump out .
heees .
scare the uncle .
(:
in the end never .
haha.
then the guys, they ownage
bought beers .
-o-
4cans , 9 ppl share.
WALAO .
how to share like that?
haha, then ahben dad went to buy another six bottles.
LOL.
they drink then sleep .
HAHA.
-o-
i don want type alr.
BOOO .
noww have to dig up alll my homeworks .
blahblah .
i hate sch .
AND OHYA.
MY BROTHER GOT INTO HWACHONG .
YESYESYES~
means, he cant spy on me.
means, he cant disturb me.
means, i can go to sch myself.
means, i wun have any troubles.
YESYESYES!
ooolala.
haha
gonna paint my room pink ,
and get my hair rebond again before newyear.
P.S. i think christalle gonna be saddd.
oopx.
HAHA,
(: